refyrolak:

Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.

• A compliment
• A story
• Why you follow me
• If you met me what would you do
• A cute message
• One thing you want to tell me
• One thing you want to know about me

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh)

“Weasley! Weasley! Weasley!”

(Source: nympha-impedimenta)

lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

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laughoutloudrightnow:

(Source: myspacefamosity)

(Source: eastafrikanbeauty)

sad-disco:

Children Story Posters by Christian Jackson

• me: /takes off clothes
• posters: 
• me: 
• posters: 
• me: 
• posters: 
• me: STOP STARING